Quotes of Praise*

"We charge a lot of money for a good education. This book has me worried." – John L. Hennessy, President, Stanford University

"This book is packed with information, and it's so much easier to read than mine." – Stephen Hawking, Physicist

"I laughed. I cried. This book moved me deeply." – The Dalai Lama, Holy Guy

"We could save a lot of money on textbooks if every school district just adopted this one." – Arne Duncan, US Secretary of Education

"I deserve some credit for this, but I'm not even mentioned in the acknowledgements." – Mrs. Sherman, Author's Kindergarten Teacher

"I can't wait for the film rights to become available." – Steven Spielberg, Producer

"Why am I not mentioned in this book at all?" – Rod Blagojevich, former Governor of Illinois, Convicted Felon

"What do I have to do to get the author of this book on my show?" – Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert

*... we wish we could get these people to say **

**...but they didn't***

***...in case that wasn't clear enough.